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About AirAce : I'm just a normal guy that likes space, aviation, and technology. One of the few of my generation with actual respect for other people. I'm pretty friendly and willing to help someone with something if I can. If you want to know me more, my Kik is AlphaTango11.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
Friday 5 February 2016