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About AirAce : I enjoy all of the thrills of flying and working on planes. Most of my generation has no appreciation for things, I am an exception. I'm a pro Jailbreaker and amazing with technology. If you want to know more, my Kik is AirAce.
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Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
Friday 19 September 2014