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AirAce

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 312
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AirAce : I enjoy all of the thrills of flying and working on planes. Most of my generation has no appreciation for things, I am an exception. I'm a pro Jailbreaker and amazing with technology. If you want to know more, my Kik is AirAce.

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AirAce's favorite FMLs

Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML

#21273806
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34418) - you deserved it (3553)

On 10/08/2014 at 9:12pm - kids - by thenegatives - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46139) - you deserved it (8324)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

#20814697
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58993) - you deserved it (10556)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44948) - you deserved it (5041)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

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357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39148) - you deserved it (12199)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)



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