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Today, ma bag got stolen wit all of ma belongings at te beac. After bieng forcd to ask strangers 4 money, I ten travelld ome on te train 4 an our, wereing only a bikini. big fat FML

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On 05/18/2013 at 4:57am - misc - by Chelsea - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, MY FAMILY FLEW OUT TO SURPRISE MY GRANDMA FOR HER 70TH BIRTHDAY!! WHEN WE ARRIVD, SHE AN MY GRANDPA WERE BOTH SITTING ON THE COUCH, HIGH, SMOKING A JOINT!! FML

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On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I tried to show mah boyfriend's mom a picture of mah prom dress on mah phone. She scrolled to the right to fine a picture of her son , naked.

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On 05/05/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by beyondembarrassed - United States

today mah son got suspendd from school . He's in kindergarten . fat FML

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On 12/12/2012 at 1:32pm - kids - by Renzy (woman) -

Today , I Smiled At A New Kid And Started A Conversation Wit Im , Just To Be Nice. He Later Sent Me 24 Messages Describing Ow Strong Is Love Fir Me Is. I'm Scared To Go To Scool Tomorrow. FML

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On 12/11/2012 at 3:39am - love - by you're just creepy. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I went from a party where both of mah girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends an a painful left testicle. FML

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I askd a guy out on a coffee date, and we startd talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date he askd me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand and gave me his contact card. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 7:54pm - love - by myrie (woman) - United States (Texas)



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