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Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

#20670402
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48778) - you deserved it (4996)

On 05/18/2013 at 4:57am - misc - by Chelsea - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

#20649343
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On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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186 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by beyondembarrassed - United States

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

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On 12/12/2012 at 1:32pm - kids - by Renzy (woman) -

Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML

#20200101
132 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 3:39am - love - by you're just creepy. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand and gave me his contact card. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 7:54pm - love - by myrie (woman) - United States (Texas)



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