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Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by valerie - United States (Texas)
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 9:47am - work - by lottielondon (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of 4 months obsessing over that shithead. FML
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Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML
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On 04/13/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML
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On 04/13/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by CollegeBoy (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)
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