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Ageofaquariusss's favorite FMLs

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

By Tourist - / Thursday 26 March 2009 07:19 / United States

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

By someone / Friday 29 July 2011 18:26 / United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

By valerie / Saturday 28 May 2011 01:04 / United States

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

By art_major - / Wednesday 25 May 2011 14:06 / United Kingdom

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 22 May 2011 20:31 / United States