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AffenKid
  • Town/Country : tu puta madre, tus muertos
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1979 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 104
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15657) - you deserved it (4904)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24669) - you deserved it (1381)

On 08/31/2011 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28737) - you deserved it (339035)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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