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Aethereality
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 November 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 195
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Aethereality : Now that would be too easy. You'll just have to find out the old fashioned way! I will respond to telephone, fax, email, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, or the ancient art of using two tin cans and a long piece of string. =]

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Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29998) - you deserved it (4865)

On 02/25/2013 at 1:10am - love - by Gullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26140) - you deserved it (10131) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/18/2013 at 6:39am - animals - by dormeur - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28711) - you deserved it (2490)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - work - by Alice - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26835) - you deserved it (5316)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27119) - you deserved it (5123) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17723) - you deserved it (2200)

On 01/14/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by ValeyFallsAlot -



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