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Aethereality

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Aethereality

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 November 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Aethereality : Now that would be too easy. You'll just have to find out the old fashioned way. I will respond to telegrams, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, or the ancient art of using two tin cans and a long piece of string.

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Today, I went home after work with my best friend who I am also secretly in love with. We had a few drinks, were getting touchy, and one thing led to another. Before leaving, I got the courage to ask her out on a real date. Her only reply was, "I don't want to lose such a good friend." FML

Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML

#20752684
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48468) - you deserved it (6901)

On 06/28/2013 at 3:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML

#20521204
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36471) - you deserved it (6675)

On 02/25/2013 at 1:10am - love - by Gullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

#16367942
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33607) - you deserved it (2762)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - work - by Alice - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32623) - you deserved it (6836)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32720) - you deserved it (5718) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

#14576368
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21958) - you deserved it (2582)

On 01/14/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by ValeyFallsAlot -



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