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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 986
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Aetgnup : I need more sleep.

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Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52825) - you deserved it (2663)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

#17815777
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25568) - you deserved it (4989)

On 09/23/2011 at 8:32pm - misc - by yeah_im_mad_bro - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28991) - you deserved it (4467)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

#17813332
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27347) - you deserved it (3803)

On 09/23/2011 at 1:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML

#17812513
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28230) - you deserved it (3078)

On 09/23/2011 at 10:48am - work - by sick of life - United States (New York)

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML

#17812468
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24027) - you deserved it (3258)

On 09/23/2011 at 10:33am - health - by freezingggg - Reserved

Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML

#17812244
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23160) - you deserved it (5514)

On 09/23/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by hatty - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35155) - you deserved it (7654)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)

Today, my mother said I am slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution: buying me a vibrator. FML

#17810951
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (6785)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:16am - intimacy - by kdmoney - United States (California)

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

#17803687
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13238) - you deserved it (30016)

On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML

#17803307
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26768) - you deserved it (2329)

On 09/22/2011 at 8:06am - work - by Soopa-Genius (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

#17801637
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11611) - you deserved it (39542)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by mortenp - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML

#17801066
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30844) - you deserved it (4029)

On 09/21/2011 at 11:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

#17795601
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45688) - you deserved it (8190)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had to explain to a woman I didn't know that my husband was killed overseas. She replied, "I know exactly how you feel, my dog died last month." FML

#17793526
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42197) - you deserved it (2870)

On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States



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