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Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML
by Foreverathome / 09/28/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by confused / 09/28/2011 at 12:55am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's okay, though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
by FlyingWhisps / 09/27/2011 at 7:33pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by faded as shit / 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm / United States / Love
by Sam / 09/26/2011 at 7:46am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML
by Chan / 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by sadkid / 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2011 at 6:26am / Singapore / Love
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
by Eric Moore / 09/25/2011 at 4:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
by jc2011 / 09/25/2011 at 3:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Leenotgay / 09/25/2011 at 12:23am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/25/2011 at 12:18am / United States / Transportation
by ouch. / 09/25/2011 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Work
by Lolaa123 / 09/25/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Kids
- Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…