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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 852
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Aetgnup : I need more sleep.

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Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML

#18210468
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30400) - you deserved it (5774)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

#18210187
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47321) - you deserved it (3449)

On 11/10/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Nicoli - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

#18209020
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31537) - you deserved it (2845)

On 11/10/2011 at 9:35am - money - by Agathus (man) - United Arab Emirates

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML

#17903421
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33583) - you deserved it (3711)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

#17871365
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24576) - you deserved it (2477)

On 09/30/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by hihaay - United States

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that includes the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

#17870431
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23004) - you deserved it (2544)

On 09/30/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

#17861695
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39230) - you deserved it (2731)

On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29657) - you deserved it (11173)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML

#17858787
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23789) - you deserved it (2169)

On 09/28/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by AngrySon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33010) - you deserved it (4450)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML

#17855113
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23549) - you deserved it (1796)

On 09/28/2011 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31016) - you deserved it (5627)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

#17854068
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26840) - you deserved it (2007)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by JubileeBee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34808) - you deserved it (2778)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -



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