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by ToInsecure4me / 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
by Nicoli / 11/10/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML
by Agathus / 11/10/2011 at 9:35am / United Arab Emirates / Money
by Anonymous / 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 2:48am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
by hihaay / 09/30/2011 at 2:15pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 11:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2011 at 3:34am / United Kingdom / Work
by danthecomplicate / 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML
by AngrySon / 09/28/2011 at 9:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML
by Unluckiest Guy of the group / 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/28/2011 at 11:53am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/28/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
by JubileeBee / 09/28/2011 at 6:46am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came… Today, I went into the house, only to hear my mother shouting "DON'T PINCH MY NIPPLE" at the top of… Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his…