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Adm_Twigs
  • Town/Country : Longville, USA!
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 97
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Adm_Twigs : I love music and cars, I'm currently in college for automotive technology, top of the class!! I also am a musician I own 11 different guitars and have been playing for 14 years. I want to restore a 1978 firebird someday and yeah message me for more if you wish :)

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Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43270) - you deserved it (11074)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

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On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

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On 09/02/2012 at 6:07am - kids - by The Horrible Older Sister - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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