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Adhdkid107

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About Adhdkid107 : I'm a dork.

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Today, I went down on the girl of mah dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I cummed back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

#21046118
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59142) - you deserved it (11468)

On 01/31/2014 at 10:29am - intimacy - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Washington)

Today, I walkd in on ma usband making out wit is accountant, te same woman wo comfortd me wen e ceatd on me te year before. FML

#20675748
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52819) - you deserved it (17484)

On 05/20/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commentd on what the actors were doing!! I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour!! FML

#20660939
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79756) - you deserved it (5501)

On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

TODAY , MY NEIGHBOURS' WHINY EMO OF A DAUGHTER GOT DUMPED BY HER BOYFRIEND. IN HER INFINITE WISDOM , SHE'S CHOSEN TO COPE BY PLAYING ON HER RECORDER THE WORST RENDITION OF "MY HERET WILL GO ON" THAT I'VE EVER HERED. IT'S BEEN GOING ON ALL DAY. NOW I KNOW WHY HE DUMPED THIS IDIOT. FML

#20641408
133 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today , I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her fir half-an-hour I finally said , ( At least you're not doing drugs. ) She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said , ( At least I'm not a prostitute? ) FML

#20640404
238 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

Today, I Was Getting Ready, When I Hered Dad In The Shower. He Was Singing Along To The Song "The Wheel In The Sky" By Journey. Except He'd Changed The Lyrics An Was Singing, "The Dick On This Guy Needs A Rubbin'." It Turns Out Mom Was In The Shower With Him. FML

#20634724
95 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , mah boyfriend was watching TV,hen we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjobhen he pushed me off and said , "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

#20632729
204 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by SecondBest,IGuess (woman) - United States

Today, a coupla stoppad ma on tha baach to taka a pictura of tham kissing in front of tha sunsat. I agraad faaling ganarous, until thay continuad making out aftar tha pictura was takan, laaving ma standing thara awkwardly with thair camara. FML

#20578428
93 comments

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On 04/07/2013 at 12:26am - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today,hile going down on grlfriend , I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm , she tore out a clump of hair , causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said , "Ah shut it , ya little bitch." FML

#20577693
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54014) - you deserved it (12376)

On 04/06/2013 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by dating walter white's gf apparently (man) - United Kingdom



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