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AdamsNumberOne
  • Town/Country : Portland, Oregon
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 249
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17165) - you deserved it (3322)

On 10/08/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by hnickell93 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML

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On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)



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