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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 333
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML


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On 10/08/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by hnickell93 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML


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