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Ace2254
  • Town/Country : St.Louis, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 April 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 77
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I finally figured out why I've been getting diarrhea so often over the past six months. It only happens whenever I do something "sneaky". My body reacts strongly to how I stress over potentially getting caught. I'm a private investigator, and I apparently need a new career. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25662) - you deserved it (2804)

On 02/10/2013 at 5:41am - work - by screwed - United States

Today, a small kid looked at me, screamed in terror, and hid behind his dad. I was just walking down the same aisle in the store. This is far from the first time it's happened. FML

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