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Abueita's favorite FMLs
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, and for the last few days I've stopped texting the people I talk with daily to see if they'd… Today, I bought my husband a massage to help with his back pain. He said his back hurt too much to… Today, I had sex with a guy I had wanted for awhile. Or I think it counts as sex. Really, I thought…