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Abueita's favorite FMLs

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

By Marco / Monday 13 October 2008 08:29 /

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 5 April 2013 22:58 / Israel - Netanya

Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML

By WTFLY - / Saturday 23 March 2013 08:17 / United States - Hilo

Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 March 2013 21:01 / Germany - M?hlhausen

Today, while working, I thought, "I wish my kittens could text so I can talk to them throughout the day." And then I realized, I'm that cat lady you read about. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 5 March 2013 16:13 / United States - Craftsbury