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Abercrombi
  • Town/Country : Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 828
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Abercrombi : 15 years old, lives cheerleading and plays competitive soccer. my cheer team is like my family. have a group of close friends, one special bestfriend, && amazing bf :)

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Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

#6002557
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8498) - you deserved it (35264)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by munchkin - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML

#3485353
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10578) - you deserved it (55996)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:56pm - animals - by SwordFish8 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

#522932
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69638) - you deserved it (22623)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by joshinbaltimore (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

#322289
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28547) - you deserved it (72904)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

#259923
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62459) - you deserved it (2222)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

#171559
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55817) - you deserved it (12070)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

#76555
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11948) - you deserved it (51859)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25718) - you deserved it (1701)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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