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Abby97
  • Town/Country : London, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 March 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40829) - you deserved it (2390)

On 08/06/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Lawrence (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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On 08/05/2009 at 11:04pm - animals - by dumbblonde (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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