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Today, House Was Raided Fir Drugs!! I Had To Find Out Father Is A Drug Dealer!! The Cops Then Told Me This Wasn't There First Time Here, But It Was The First Time I Was Home To See It!! They Said It Was Nice To Finally Meet Me!! FML
Today, I decidd to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closd my eyes 4 a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep 4 the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concernd. FML
Today, after aving sexual intercourse wit my boyfriend, we went downstairs to fine is parents ad come ome early and ad eard everyting. I ten received a long scolding from is moter of ow I'd disrespected er ouse. My boyfriend received a ig-five and a tumbs-up from is dad. FML
Today, I went to the doctor. For the past year, my stomach would get upset every time I ate. Attempting to ease the pain, I would always eat a piece of bread. My doctor told me I have Celiac disease,hich means I'm allergic to gluten. I'm allergic to bread. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, an I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents looool had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
Friday 27 March 2015