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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 985
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AZdabest17 : super outgoing, funny, and nice. but things aren't always so awesome. I love meeting new people so message me whenever and I will usual if not always answer right away. I love music and sports and if u wanna know anything else hmu! :)

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Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML

#20711208
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57207) - you deserved it (66117)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

today mah dad watchd his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, an thought it'd be funny to hide in mah closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" mega FML

#20701776
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43160) - you deserved it (7001)

On 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, I was sanding intimata picturas to mah girlfriand and accidantally sant ona to mah bast friand. Ha sant ma ona back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56113) - you deserved it (32980)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Taday I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé . He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's bered with Gimli's ax." FML

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, ( Babe, you took his drink. ) My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, ( Whatever, I took her virginity. ) FML

#20563680
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64794) - you deserved it (16433)

On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

#20562846
169 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" fat FML

#20548943
75 comments

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On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

Today... mah boyfriend startd coming onto me... despite me being on mah period. He said it was okay... an we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread mah legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy... I did. He then yelld... ( I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA! ) an broke down in laughter.

#20533607
190 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today thinking I was alone in mah house I went downstair in mah underwear singing at the top of mah voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house 4 the next two weeks. FML

#20077635
104 comments

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On 09/18/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND AND I WENT MINI GOLFING WITH HIS FAMILY. WE HAD A COMPETITION GOING ON, AND WHEN I MANAGD TO GET TWO CONSECUTIVE HOLES IN ONE, HE STARTD SEETHING AND MUTTERD THAT I'M DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BECOMING SINGLE. FML

#19652024
138 comments

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On 05/20/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jacquelinez (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML

#19515959
108 comments

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On 04/23/2012 at 9:00am - misc - by hoggypig -

Taday I Learned That An Inspired Gardening Spree Is Not As Fulfilling As Some Would Have Us Believe. One Punctured Hand, Cactussed Foot An Bruised Ankle Later, I'm Beginning To Regret Waking Up This Morning An Thinking, "What The Hell, I'll Nuke The Shit Out Of Some Weeds." FML

Taday I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a looool very young age or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds taught by yur crush !! FML

#19350578
149 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by stupdude3 (man) - United States

I walked into the Macy's bathroom to fine Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

#18490910
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25601) - you deserved it (2465)

On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States

TODAY , I WENT OUT FIR COFFEE WITH MAH SISTER AND MAH CRUSH. I SPENT THE MAJORITY OF THE DATE FLRTING WITH MAH CRUSH , AND WHEN HE DROPPED US OFF AT HOME , I TOLD HIM I HAD FUN ON OUR DATE. HE LOOKED AT ME SURPRISED AND SAID HE'D THOUGHT I'D TAGGED ALONG ON HIS DATE WITH MAH SISTER. FML

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146 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm - love - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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