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Today, I learned my husband has what he calls "grumpy wife sex" specifically to cheer me up. I don't know if I'm more annoyed that he casually mentioned it after we've been together for 10 years, or that it actually works. FML
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On 05/02/2013 at 11:59am - intimacy - by MommaAnnie (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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On 04/13/2013 at 12:25am - love - by Snorlax (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
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On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML
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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Ape (woman) - United States
Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was playing with my four year old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML
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On 11/24/2012 at 8:59am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 6:48pm - misc - by derve - United States
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
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On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)
Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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On 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Monday 17 June 2013
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