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AVainAttempt
  • Town/Country : Anaheim, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 May 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 338
  • Number of comments : 71
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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8878) - you deserved it (2940)

On 02/18/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by goldie09 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16276) - you deserved it (2499)

On 02/14/2010 at 10:09pm - love - by Vgameboi (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5054) - you deserved it (17687)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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