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AShire
  • Town/Country : London, Canada
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 February 1997 (16 years)
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Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29524) - you deserved it (2117)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20454) - you deserved it (7821)

On 03/14/2011 at 8:57pm - kids - by BSwan (woman) - Australia

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (388832) - you deserved it (29756)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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