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Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML


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On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML


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On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was riding the bus home from the Verizon store after getting my brand new EnV Touch. I was taking pictures with it when I noticed a woman with very nice boobs. I zoomed in to get a better picture when she looked at me with a disgusted face. The external display was on. FML


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On 06/18/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by heythurr234 (man) - United States (Virginia)

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