Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ANTONKR

Search for a member

ANTONKR
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1745
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

ANTONKR's last visitors

rememberkidsFreezeashlynn610KeibiwienerwagonPonecakeEpicNguyenwackie_jackie777ThlanJukeboxBunny

ANTONKR's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

ANTONKR's favorite FMLs

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

#6914931
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30698) - you deserved it (2583)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

#3261545
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60741) - you deserved it (25393)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was riding the bus home from the Verizon store after getting my brand new EnV Touch. I was taking pictures with it when I noticed a woman with very nice boobs. I zoomed in to get a better picture when she looked at me with a disgusted face. The external display was on. FML

#2997013
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5753) - you deserved it (84327)

On 06/18/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by heythurr234 (man) - United States (Virginia)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: