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AHeartt
  • Town/Country : Rialto, California
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 280
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21853) - you deserved it (6809)

On 01/29/2010 at 8:18am - love - by waterspike - Sent from mobile version

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

#7669267
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I agree, your life sucks (21853) - you deserved it (6809)

On 01/29/2010 at 8:18am - love - by waterspike - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22860) - you deserved it (190116)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)



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