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by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:14pm / United States (West Virginia) / Kids
by 0h_Boy / 04/20/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
by promposer / 04/04/2016 at 2:55pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my electric razor broke down during shaving. So now I have a face which is shaved on the right hand side and has a beard on the left. I don't own blades, so I'll have to go to work looking like this. FML
by ItsGoneForever / 04/04/2016 at 1:58pm / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
by fuck off, for real / 04/03/2016 at 9:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/02/2016 at 11:48am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by titkip / 04/01/2016 at 8:30pm / Kenya (Nairobi Area) / Intimacy
Today, a customer got angry with me, because store policy says we can't accept returns of unsealed video games unless there's actual damage to the disc. The guy got enraged and started yelling about how I'm a "useless fuckwhistle". I almost got written up for laughing so hard at the insult. FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 4:21pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by mackamuir / 04/01/2016 at 9:01am / Australia (Queensland) / Money
by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 8:55am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Love
by dickface / 03/31/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by yeueid / 03/31/2016 at 6:24pm / Estonia / Love
Today, the head chef at work yelled at me for not knowing the difference between two sauces. I couldn't win the argument, even after a coworker admitted to filling both bottles with the same sauce. FML
by notabadserver / 03/31/2016 at 1:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by stupidboss / 03/30/2016 at 11:23pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/30/2016 at 2:53am / United States (Maryland) / Love