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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 March 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

#21523681
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21371) - you deserved it (1617)

On 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by OhDearGodGrandad (man) - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

#21523419
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21683) - you deserved it (3804)

On 02/06/2016 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by notagoodtime - United States (California)

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML

#21523215
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19576) - you deserved it (1918)

On 02/05/2016 at 10:11pm - misc - by cuntingbitchofawhore - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

#21523193
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19965) - you deserved it (1945)

On 02/05/2016 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML

#21520383
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21174) - you deserved it (1271)

On 01/28/2016 at 11:05am - misc - by crinitis - Canada (Ontario)

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

#21520327
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23229) - you deserved it (1561)

On 01/28/2016 at 3:39am - animals - by sweetie808 - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found out that I don't have to work tomorrow. Normally I would be thrilled to hear this, but not from the 6 o'clock news, doing a piece on my work's rat infestation and indefinite shut down. FML

#21520317
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19158) - you deserved it (1252)

On 01/28/2016 at 2:02am - work - by imahater07 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

#21519974
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20749) - you deserved it (2072)

On 01/27/2016 at 7:02am - health - by oliver (man) - United States

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

#21507006
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17156) - you deserved it (13783)

On 12/23/2015 at 6:26pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I mistook a tree in my back yard as an intruder and called the police. FML

Today, I used my phone to take pictures of my hemorrhoids to show my doctor, forgetting I'd set my phone to upload all photos to a shared Dropbox account. My mother-in-law called. FML

Today, I learned that the only way to get my boyfriend to respond to me is through nudes. FML

Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML

#21483612
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21444) - you deserved it (1669)

On 10/23/2015 at 11:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I received the honorary title of "student of the month," because I'm the only quiet kid during class. Truth is, I just have no friends. I was given an award for being socially awkward. FML

#21483523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24211) - you deserved it (2353)

On 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm - misc - by AlwaysAfraid (woman) - United States

Today, I had such a big hiccup that I fell backwards down the stairs. FML



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