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ACO_Bass
  • Town/Country : Kinston, NC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 January 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 674
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML

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331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23952) - you deserved it (92030)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by studentdriver828 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42070) - you deserved it (7755)

On 05/18/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85942) - you deserved it (19852)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

#1912773
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6824) - you deserved it (79736)

On 05/13/2009 at 7:26pm - misc - by rackman007 (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

#364382
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (167901) - you deserved it (25759)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

#2721
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4821) - you deserved it (27083)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by godhatesme - United States (North Carolina)



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