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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 January 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 785
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today I got drivers license suspendd until I am 18 4 driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML

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341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25185) - you deserved it (95384)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by studentdriver828 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49634) - you deserved it (10014)

On 05/18/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94034) - you deserved it (22457)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I Was Waaring Mah Naw Sunglassa Whila Watching A Baskatball Gama. A Pratty Hot Looking Grl Was Sitting A Faw Spots Naxt To Ma So I Stard At Har Braasts. A Faw Minuta Latar , I Lookd Up At Har Faca An Sha Was Looking At Ma In Disgust. It Turns Out That Mah Sunglassa Wara Saa Through. Maga FML

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On 05/13/2009 at 7:26pm - misc - by rackman007 (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was fooling around with mah girlfriend 4 the first time. She put her hand on mah penis over mah jeans an said "Get hard 4 me." I was hard. FML

#364382
182 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, At Work I Got A Message From Some Dude Trying To Flirt Wit Me. Wile I Was Cracking Up An Making Fun Of Im Wit My Friends, I Get A Message From Im Saying Look Directly Beind You, An Tere E Was Staring At Me. FML

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On 01/26/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by godhatesme - United States (North Carolina)



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