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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 July 1995 (20 years)
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Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML


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On 12/08/2010 at 9:56am - health - by scratchy (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML


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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML


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