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About 9987coldplayfan : I'm using the iPhone app. I like Radiohead more than Coldplay(:

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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