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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 June 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5303
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, was mah boyfriend's brthday . He wanted a blowjobhile playing Call of Duty 4 . In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller downhen he died . Into mah head . FML

#3078421
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60457) - you deserved it (25990)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with a girl . Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt . I missed . I smacked my balls instead . Real hard . FML

#3055426
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14609) - you deserved it (91116)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I walkd into te batroom an found ma looool sister cleaning er vibrator. Wit ma tootbrus. FML

#2740699
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (119394) - you deserved it (7423)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today ma mom walks into ma room wit a serious look on er face asks me "Wen a man is getting it from beind te man on top orgasms but wat appens to te man on bottom? Do u tink e takes care of imself or wat?" Hand motions were included . FML

#2736001
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80663) - you deserved it (5317)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yastarday I had a data with this raally cuta guy. Ha invitad ma ovar to maka dinnar at his placa. Evantually wa and up in his badroom to hava sax. Ha pulls down my pantias an says ( You naad to shava that shit. ) big fat FML

#2734034
457 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51875) - you deserved it (65309)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today , aftar spanding tha night hanging out with a baautiful girl wa start to walk back to mah placa . Halfway thara sha turns an says , ( I wish u wara a vampira ) an goas back homa . FML

#1834550
640 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94592) - you deserved it (8629)

On 05/11/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Hallllo (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML

#1706797
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71814) - you deserved it (8099)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out mah girlfriend of 5 yeres cheated on me!! When confronted she told me, ( I looool didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating!! ) FML

#1518333
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83526) - you deserved it (4977)

On 05/01/2009 at 5:50am - intimacy - by amiadori (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , mah girlfriand was complaining that wa don't hava ( a song ). Irritatad , I told har that I'd put on tha radio , and whatavar song was playing was our song from now on. I switchad on tha radio , and ( It's Not Fair ) by Lily Allan was playing. Our song is about pramatura ajaculation. FML

#1427967
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16295) - you deserved it (57671)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today I found out my blood type is B. My parents r type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if yur parents r A and O. Tis means I am eiter an adoptee a mutant or an illegitimate cild. FML

#915764
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168746) - you deserved it (8500)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah boyfriend came over fir dinner, but couldn't eat cuz he had just gotten his tongue pierced. My grandpa heard this, winked at mah boyfriend and said "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." My super protective father was sitting right next to him. FML

#572670
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80182) - you deserved it (8955)

On 03/24/2009 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to looool finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (175766) - you deserved it (30510)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta



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