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8jade
  • Town/Country : Sacramento, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 55
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 8jade : I'm Jade. I've used this site for 4 years, now. But, I just now made myself an account.

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Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25918) - you deserved it (10110) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/18/2013 at 6:39am - animals - by dormeur - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum excitedly discussed with me the prospect of starting a mother-son YouTube duo. Thinking she was joking, I went along with it. She is now installing a 24-hour webcam in the house to record our conversations, which she perceives as hilarious, and is going to upload them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26771) - you deserved it (6916)

On 01/14/2013 at 5:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23161) - you deserved it (2716)

On 12/29/2012 at 2:41am - kids - by shadowreaper101 (man) - United States (California)

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Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20170) - you deserved it (2598)

On 11/05/2012 at 2:25pm - intimacy - by HappinessOrOrgasms (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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