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88joey5
  • Town/Country : suck my balls, I won't say where I live
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 88joey5 : I love hanging out with friends and making new ones too

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Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42961) - you deserved it (6046)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39343) - you deserved it (579609)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)



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