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Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
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I agree, your life sucks (71411) - you deserved it (19316)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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