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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1550
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About 6sick6 : Well, as you can see, I'm from Saudi Arabia.
No, I'm not a terrorist. I like Metal music, reading, writing poems and lyrics. I play the electric guitar.

You're all welcome to send me a message if you need anything :)

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6sick6's favorite FMLs

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26749) - you deserved it (3857) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

#14505215
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27618) - you deserved it (3779)

On 01/08/2011 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

#14368854
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42641) - you deserved it (4438)

On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40883) - you deserved it (3766)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28453) - you deserved it (7870)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112833) - you deserved it (15249)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47990) - you deserved it (5587)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

#14095149
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13955) - you deserved it (76234)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23695) - you deserved it (50498)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

#13945313
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25051) - you deserved it (12624)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML

#13937569
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33177) - you deserved it (7584)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I ran into a police officer while on my bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he not been riding a massive horse. FML

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41752) - you deserved it (12571)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8747) - you deserved it (39249)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was locked inside my dorm room. Yeah, inside. How? Some of my floormates decided to stick pennies in the door frame, which jammed the handle. I was stuck inside my room and had to pee really bad. I couldn't call an RA to get me out either. Why? I am the RA. FML

#5705668
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34345) - you deserved it (4527)

On 10/07/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by pennyhater (woman) - United States (Washington)



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