About 6sick6 : Well, as you can see, I'm from Saudi Arabia.
No, I'm not a terrorist. I like Metal music, reading, writing poems and lyrics. I play the electric guitar.
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Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
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On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)
Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States
Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:29am - intimacy - by KaraAnn17 - United States (Ohio)
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)
Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double Satisfaction". The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were "Double Orgasm". FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theshameofit (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)
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