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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (24 years)
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Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

#1680929
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15161) - you deserved it (60926)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:41pm - intimacy - by JoeyDizz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML

#1656841
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (166536) - you deserved it (12357)

On 05/05/2009 at 8:22am - money - by Fitz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
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I agree, your life sucks (102604) - you deserved it (274457)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10568) - you deserved it (99139)

On 04/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by .... (woman) - United States (New York)



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