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  • Birth Date : Monday 19 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 801
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About 666Monkey : She's made of hair and bone and little teeth
And things I cannot speak
She comes on like a crippled plaything
Spine is just a string
I wrapped our love in all this foil
Silver- tight like spider legs
I never wanted it to ever spoil
But flies will always lay their eggs

Take your hatred out on me
Make your victim my head
Your never ever believed in me
I am your tourniquet

Prosthetic synthesis with butterfly
Sealed up with virgin stitch
If it hurts, baby please tell me
Preserve the innocence
I never wanted it to end like this
But flies will lay their eggs

-Tourniquet by: Marilyn Manson

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Today,hile studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape !! And then a monkey threw its poo at me !! FML

#7160952
71 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decidd it's time fir me to get marrid to Kevin. She's calld half the town and informd them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. big fat FML

#6580570
112 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

today I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long thathen the wind blew... the hars on my legs moved in the breeze. mega FML

#6270063
196 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 6:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was driving mah child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. mega FML

#6095339
88 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 1:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Saw A Girl I Haven't Seen In 4 Years. She Used To Lyk Me Back Then. Since Then I Have Lost 50 Pounds, An Never Had The Confidence To Ask Her Out. She Said I Looked Really Sexy So I Decided To Ask Her Out On A Date Then An There. She Said No, She Only Likes Fat Guys. Mega FML

#5072938
85 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 12:19am - love - by Nofatforme (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend got drunk. We tried to get him into a cab, he punched me in the face, three chavs then accosted me, accusing me of trying to mug him. I was then beaten up by said chavs and then the police charged me for being drunk and disorderly. mega FML

#5072563
89 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 12:03am - health - by DrunkenValor (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I had been working at the checkout fir over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, eye accidentally twitched an looool I gave him a wink, he smiled an winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting fir me, an followed me to car, still smiling. FML

#5017787
67 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 9:27am - work - by Pop_Pies (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I stood 4 half an hour in the rain waiting 4 my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". mega FML

#4949959
73 comments

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On 08/31/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by soaked (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked in on ma boyfriend getting it on wit te neigbour's daugter!! As soon as e saw me, e started singing 'It Wasn't Me by Saggy, completely naked, still sitting wit te girl!! FML

#4933603
242 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving past a farm tat always as 4 cickens walking around outside!! It always ceers me up to see tem, but I couldn't find tem!! I wasn't watcing te road so I didn't seeen I ran over all 4 cickens!! FML

#4863125
95 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm - animals - by chickenlover (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

#4639027
182 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

YESTERDAY, I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MAH HUSBAND. AS I WAS UNDRESSING, HE SAID, "ARR, I SPY ME SOME BOOTY!" I LET IT GO, I'M USD TO HIS EMBARASSING PIRATE TALK. BUT AS HE ORGASMD, HE SCREAMD, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" MY NEIGHBORS HEARD IN THE APARTMENT NEXT DOOR AND CALLD TO LET ME KNOW. FML

#4361327
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49820) - you deserved it (6449)

On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)



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