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She's made of hair and bone and little teeth And things I cannot speak She comes on like a crippled plaything Spine is just a string I wrapped our love in all this foil Silver- tight like spider legs I never wanted it to ever spoil But flies will always lay their eggs Take your hatred out on me Make your victim my head Your never ever believed in me I am your tourniquet Prosthetic synthesis with butterfly Sealed up with virgin stitch If it hurts, baby please tell me Preserve the innocence I never wanted it to end like this But flies will lay their eggs -Tourniquet by: Marilyn Manson
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Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 October 2009 04:06 / United States