About 666Alyssa : I'm Alyssa and I do not want to see any of you naked on webcam, nor do I want to get naked for you on webcam. I didn't think there was a need to put this here, but after a few messages like that, I feel it needs to be said. Anyways, hi :) If you'd like to talk, message me :)
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by Anonymous / 08/31/2010 at 1:21am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML
by fatlady / 03/07/2010 at 12:41am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by chanclepants / 01/27/2010 at 8:35am / Intimacy
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
by swedishdude / 11/14/2009 at 8:37am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
by BluesMan1990 / 09/16/2009 at 6:21am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by Curt / 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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