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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1894
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About 666Alyssa : I'm Alyssa and I do not want to see any of you naked on webcam, nor do I want to get naked for you on webcam. I didn't think there was a need to put this here, but after a few messages like that, I feel it needs to be said. Anyways, hi :) If you'd like to talk, message me :)

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666Alyssa's favorite FMLs

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

#12832697
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36357) - you deserved it (6532)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

#8883543
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8003) - you deserved it (33407)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41am - health - by fatlady - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42214) - you deserved it (11938)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26713) - you deserved it (11830)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

#6298765
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18605) - you deserved it (32264)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

#5288482
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34990) - you deserved it (19286)

On 09/16/2009 at 6:21am - misc - by BluesMan1990 (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

#5082348
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58256) - you deserved it (8668)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm - health - by Curt (man) - United States (Missouri)



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