About 666alyssa
I'm Alyssa and I do not want to see any of you naked on webcam, nor do I want to get naked for you on webcam. I didn't think there was a need to put this here, but after a few messages like that, I feel it needs to be said. Anyways, hi :) If you'd like to talk, message me :)
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Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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