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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1095
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About 44LynnLynn : Ян + Алисса ❤️

Не обманывайтесь: худые сообщества развращают добрые нравы (Кор. 15:33)

Be not deceived: Evil communications corrupt good manners (1 Cor. 15:33)

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I want to travel the world. I'm going to live in Russia. I'm converting to Christian Baptist. I care about my family and friends. I believe knowledge is one of the most powerful things. I love random statistics. I thrive to meet new people. My other interests include:
-Bible
-FFA
-Tissue Culture
-Music ~ Alexander Rybak
-Reading
-Agriculture
-Soccer

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44LynnLynn's favorite FMLs

Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism". FML

#21335591
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32775) - you deserved it (2491)

On 01/12/2015 at 3:23am - work - by nick (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

#21278356
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27147) - you deserved it (54444)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML

#21146764
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45108) - you deserved it (6317)

On 05/20/2014 at 10:24pm - kids - by HouseWife - United States (Missouri)

Today, while refereeing a soccer game, I was accused of being racist, blind, and a fascist by spectators. The game was played by a group of third graders. FML

#20957478
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37374) - you deserved it (2804)

On 11/14/2013 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dog got out of the house. I was running after him and remembered the old "pretend you're hurt" trick. I got on the ground, and cried out as if I was hurt. My dog just kept running. FML

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

#20909114
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46324) - you deserved it (6585)

On 10/06/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was showing my 6-year-old son how easy and safe it is to ride a bike. I didn't notice a pebble, bust up my leg and my son is now terrified of bicycles. FML

#20897147
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34308) - you deserved it (5584)

On 09/26/2013 at 6:56pm - kids - by NoBikesForYou (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML

#20897003
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43363) - you deserved it (5876)

On 09/26/2013 at 4:36pm - love - by my gran is a cuntwaffle (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to help a bird who had broken his wing. I walked straight into a door while looking down at him in my hands, and ended up all but breaking his other wing. FML

#20809873
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40427) - you deserved it (12486)

On 07/29/2013 at 3:11pm - animals - by TehUglyLife (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

#20749220
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25659) - you deserved it (32354)

On 06/26/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by blahblah (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML

#20714826
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51611) - you deserved it (3470)

On 06/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anoymous - United States (California)

Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML

#20651917
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50298) - you deserved it (3010)

On 05/09/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML

#20617598
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52629) - you deserved it (21498)

On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - kids - by BIGCHEIFAAA (man) - United States (California)

Today, after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back, borrowing $60 from her, and being just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning, she sends a very large man to my door to collect, like she's Tony Soprano. FML

#20601228
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45073) - you deserved it (4480)

On 04/18/2013 at 12:01am - money - by some people's parents - United States (Colorado)

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

#20581005
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41454) - you deserved it (2204)

On 04/08/2013 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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