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42istheanswer

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42istheanswer

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2862
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 42istheanswer : Hey, stalker
Welcome to my profile.

Theres not that much to tell when it comes to me. I love video games, animals, and welding.

Guess thats all for me,

See ya

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42istheanswer's favorite FMLs

Today , I trimmd mah beard. When I showd mah wife , she said , "Yeah , but you still look like a serial killer." FML

#19797072
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21590) - you deserved it (4824)

On 06/16/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Schaf_12 (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man cummed up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

#19785807
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22485) - you deserved it (2012)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41000) - you deserved it (3879)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, wen I was laying in my bed, I looked on te opposite side and saw a spider te size of my palm staring at me. And if tat wasn't bad, I found out it ops. I looool still can't fine it. big fat FML

#19756673
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28203) - you deserved it (1662)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)

I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look lyk a sparkling tomato. FML

#19755042
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19600) - you deserved it (4930)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by miss tomato (woman) - United States

Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after mah mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary 4 some "mother-daughter bonding time." fat FML

#19748698
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18569) - you deserved it (3114)

On 06/07/2012 at 7:00am - animals - by anonymous (woman) - United States

a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35972) - you deserved it (5843)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today.. . ma usband went nuts . He's quit is job and set out building an amateur bomb selter in our backyard . According to im.. . tere's "substantial evidence" tat cannibalism is on te rise across te country.. . and tat "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out tere.. . babe." FML

#19738484
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29080) - you deserved it (3208)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in a parking lot, a girl cummd up to our car and startd to knock on te window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe tat I don't know er. FML

#19726144
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27643) - you deserved it (2076)

On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Was Playing An Online Game In Nothing But My Boxers, When Suddenly A Grl Joind My Team !! I Immediately Felt Embarrassd And Put Some Pants On !! There Were No Webcams Involvd !! I Ned To Get Out More !! FML

#19713389
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18263) - you deserved it (12049)

On 06/01/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by furred (man) - Philippines

Today, I met up wit ma dad after aving workd abroad fir te past six monts . Apparently, during tat time e's ad a mid-life crisis or been snorting a few too many turds, because e's now some sort of ippie calling imself ( Memnoc of Pleiades ) . real FML

#19705574
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17887) - you deserved it (1735)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

TODAY, I HAD TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK TO GET MAH DAUGHTER FROM HER SCHOOL. APPARENTLY, SHE HAD THOUGHT THAT HURLING A BOWLING BALL DOWN THE STARS DURING THE LUNCH HOUR RUSH WOULD MAKE HER COOL. IN ACTUAL FACT, IT MADE HER EXPELLD. FML

#19704812
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24013) - you deserved it (2620)

On 05/30/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today , I ad a babysitting job. Wen I got tere , te parents were rusing out te door an told me tey'd left instructions fir te kids on te table. Te frst bullet point stated tat te oldest was convinced se is possessed by te devil , but just to ignore it. Tree more ours to go.

#19701580
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25905) - you deserved it (1652)

On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Yesterday , Trying To Look Cool , I Threw My Coke Bottle In The Air , And Tried To Catch It With One Hand. I Missed And It Fell To The Floor. Luckily , It Wasn't Open , But In My Unimaginable Stupidity , I Opened It Less Than Five Seconds Later. FML

#19678875
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5506) - you deserved it (34637)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by stupidity (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)

Today I replacd my car's windscreen wipers after someone stole the last pair. After I finishd I went indoors fir a drink. When I returnd the new ones had been stolen too. FML

#19678491
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22884) - you deserved it (1928)

On 05/25/2012 at 1:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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