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42istheanswer

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42istheanswer

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2861
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 42istheanswer : Hey, stalker
Welcome to my profile.

Theres not that much to tell when it comes to me. I love video games, animals, and welding.

Guess thats all for me,

See ya

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Taday I was driving wit my boss an se eld er breat as we drove past a cell tower because se didn't want to ( breate in any radiation . ) I ave to take orders from tis moron . real FML

#20060271
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23257) - you deserved it (1654)

On 09/06/2012 at 9:45am - work - by Heavy D - United States

TODAY , I WANT TO MY FAVORITA BAR AFTAR WORK FIR A DRINK!! ON MY WAY TO TA PORC OUT BACK , I DIDN'T RAALIZA TA SLIDING GLASS DOOR WAS SUT , AN WALKD STRAIGT INTO IT!! I WAS STONA COLD SOBAR , BUT TA BARTANDAR RAFUSD TO BALIAVA MA , AN CUT MA OFF BAFORA MY FIRST BAAR!! FML

#20056910
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18523) - you deserved it (3817)

On 09/04/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I found out that two kids were able to , without much effort , convince 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII . His house was built in 2007 . We also live in America . FML

#20033419
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23611) - you deserved it (2954)

On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States

today I got into an argument with my grlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML

#20029320
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24138) - you deserved it (3762)

On 08/19/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Found Out That My Six Year Old Cousin Has A Raging Crush On My Boyfriend. She Lives Acros The Street And Watche From Her Window 4 His Car To Appear In Front Of My House. She's Indicated That She'll Stop At Nothing Until He's Hers. FML

#20028447
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23739) - you deserved it (1970)

On 08/18/2012 at 4:34pm - kids - by yoggabe (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

Today, I bought the only cat on Earth that doesn't lyk chasing after a laser dot. Goodbye, hours of sick, sick entertainment. FML

#20026951
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12207) - you deserved it (22696)

On 08/17/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was so bord that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. big fat FML

#20024681
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31406) - you deserved it (7504)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, I was T-bonedhile going through an intersection. The guyho hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. fat FML

#20024180
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25131) - you deserved it (1360)

On 08/16/2012 at 8:10am - misc - by mdp624 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman lookd at mah work and said, ( Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposd to be me? ) She said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said ( nah, it's just a generic face ). FML

#20022605
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19511) - you deserved it (9366)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I was giving boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve... an they startd attacking face. Luckily 4 him... since boyfriend was holding head down... his privates didn't get a scratch. FML

#20022569
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26288) - you deserved it (4886)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

2DAY I WAS DIGGING IN MY LAWN, TRYING TO IGNORE THE SUSPICIOUS GLANCES COMING FROM MY NOSY FUCKBALL OF A NEIGHBOR. WHEN HE ASKED WAT I WAS DOING, I REPLIED WITH DRIPPING SARCASM, THAT I WAS DIGGING UP THE SCHOOLKIDS I KILLED LAST YEAR. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, THE COPS HE CALLED ARRIVED. FML

#20015702
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31266) - you deserved it (8593)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today , my social anxiety hit a new low !! I was playing bingo and , although I won , I didn't shout ( bingo ) cuz I thought too many people would look at me !! FML

#20015021
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24963) - you deserved it (7833)

On 08/11/2012 at 10:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

today I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down . Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through mah side-window and smacked into mah head, causing me to drive into a ditch . FML

#20008924
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25000) - you deserved it (2413)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was at a Chinasa buffat , an I got a fortuna cookia. I opanad it , an it said , "Tha lova of your lifa is sitting across from you". Tha only thing across from ma was an ampty chair. FML

#20007961
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33463) - you deserved it (3148)

On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

I tried to stand by toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto toes. FML

#19998464
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12718) - you deserved it (19313)

On 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm - misc - by purplexangel (woman) - United States (Texas)



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