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3mILY_maRy629
  • Town/Country : Bikini Bottom, 'Murica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 June 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 237
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 3mILY_maRy629 : I could sit here and make a list to show you my importance and value in this world... But that would mean doing work which, as we all know, my generation is incapable of doing. So please. Sit back and listen to some Justin Bieber while I go duck face and walk my dog. YOLO.

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Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52974) - you deserved it (3573)

On 08/17/2013 at 6:40pm - love - by why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42610) - you deserved it (2811)

On 08/17/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by mugres22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42610) - you deserved it (2811)

On 08/17/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by mugres22 (woman) - United States (California)



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