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3lended7wice
  • Town/Country : Baltimore, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 April 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2455
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 3lended7wice : Music turns me on. So does my girlfriend.

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Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67606) - you deserved it (15917)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

#107795 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (20498) - you deserved it (54054)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (163435) - you deserved it (32448)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

#96443 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (35273) - you deserved it (8968)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by goddamitme (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I jokingly told my Mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's honey!" ... FML

#93640 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (23102) - you deserved it (39552)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by acincollege (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

#62325 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (13350) - you deserved it (35968)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (35270) - you deserved it (7758)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML

#48184 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (50977) - you deserved it (2405)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (28071) - you deserved it (46432)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

#171 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (29821) - you deserved it (2537)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)



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