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3Aboodii
  • Town/Country : K-town, Kuwait
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 February 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About 3Aboodii : I'm Awesome and i know it =)

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Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50301) - you deserved it (8268)

On 04/01/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by Nutless (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decided to look up what it is. He gave me a bible. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61183) - you deserved it (12807)

On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decided to look up what it is. He gave me a bible. FML

#320737
91 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

#245607
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On 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm - love - by goodbye (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

#50686
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On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
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