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2muchfun1
  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 July 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 370
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26352) - you deserved it (6101)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

#12837026
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31592) - you deserved it (5906)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

#12792346
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28667) - you deserved it (19843)

On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

#10532796
214 comments

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On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

#8658331
85 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

#6990469
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21076) - you deserved it (4881)

On 12/28/2009 at 9:00am - love - by For (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML

#6915702
91 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by FlGirl (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
163 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206
482 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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1625 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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