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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 579
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 20PercentCooler : "Love is our resistance
They'll keep us apart
And they won't stop breaking us down
Hold me
Our lips must always be sealed"

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20PercentCooler's favorite FMLs

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML


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On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML


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On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

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