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1tsmenoah

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18283
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 1tsmenoah : I like video games. I play violin and cello. I hate sports. I'm a gymnast. My dog is Shepard/Husky/Chow mix ( I'm pretty sure.) I will most likely not reply to messages unless i message somebody first. If you say my
dog Mocha is cute then thanks.

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Today, I woke up cuz of a werd noise . Scared, I turned on mah bedside lamp . I saw mah older, 17-year-old brother peeing in mah bedroom doorway . He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning . big fat FML

#21231132
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38968) - you deserved it (2881)

On 08/06/2014 at 6:18pm - kids - by whymyroomthough (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

Today, mah boyfriend laid his head on mah bare chest and said, ( You're looool like mah mother. ) FML

#21229751
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43402) - you deserved it (3975)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:40am - love - by motherlover (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MAH BLIND DATE TURND OUT TO BE MAH GYNECOLOGIST. MEGA FML

#21229613
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50046) - you deserved it (4312)

On 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my neighbour casually mentiond that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figurd I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML

#21228738
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38116) - you deserved it (5051)

On 08/03/2014 at 8:19pm - money - by lovethyneighbour - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, wile I was waiting fir te train, a woman sat next to me. Her dog jumped up between us and I started petting it. Se took tis to mean we were now close enoug fir er to tell me in detail about er experience so far going troug te menopause. FML

#21228437
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36411) - you deserved it (4043)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I found out tat my wife of 12 years as slept wit te workmen we've ad working on our long term building project!! Tey call er te ( quickie queen )!! mega FML

#21226819
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54744) - you deserved it (3684)

On 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, an some guys cummed up to us an started flirting with her an offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out an started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed an said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

#21222298
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39990) - you deserved it (7548)

On 07/27/2014 at 6:17pm - love - by notgoth (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today I went to a comedy show with mah mom an they asked the audience members to yell out there problems as ideas fir an improv skit. My mom yelled "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" mega FML

#21222137
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44790) - you deserved it (4531)

On 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by Yeppets (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to mah bed !! As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed !! Now I'm lying in bed, awake an terrified cuz I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere !! mega FML

#21222166
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37726) - you deserved it (4822)

On 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - Germany (Hessen)

Today, My Girlfriend Came Back From Camping With Her Friends!! I Say "friends", I Mean "friend"!! And When I Say "friend", I Mean "her Ex"!! I Took A Look Through Her Bag Afterwards, And Well, Who Knew Condoms Were Considered Camping Equipment These Days!! FML

#21222062
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54491) - you deserved it (6575)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken . The nurse mentioned how pronounced an easy to see mah veins are . I guess that explain why she missed five times in a row . I'm surprised mah arm doesn't look lyk a heroin addict's right now . FML

#21222027
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37514) - you deserved it (2741)

On 07/27/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got expelled from scool. I was walking down a fligt of stairs wen I tripped and bumped into a kid aead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took alf a dozen people down wit im. Te staff tink I did it on purpose, and tere's talk of carges being pressed. big fat FML

#21220439
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47691) - you deserved it (4070)

On 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm - misc - by asshalf15 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was doing a dasign skatc fir work. I snappad a pic an sant it to ma boss. Sa rapliad, "Imprassiva. Nica skatc too." I was drawing at oma, nakad. My dick was in ta pictura. looool FML

Today , after months of job hunting , I finally got a phone interview with a company. Excited , I prepared 4 the interview and conducted extensive research on the company. The interview ended within a minute. They'd got the wrong person. FML

#21219731
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40414) - you deserved it (3073)

On 07/24/2014 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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