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1molinamatt
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 July 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1325
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 1molinamatt : My girlfriend is the dark haired girl in the yellow floral dress on the left

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Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21963) - you deserved it (2418)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:20pm - love - by mj - United States

Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm - animals - by kaileigh10 -

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)



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