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1aidan1
  • Town/Country : yellowknife, canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 October 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 722
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, during a major fight with my boyfriend, I threw a necklace he had given me out the window, thinking it was just a cheap trinket. He then told me, for the first time, that that necklace had belonged to his now deceased grandma. FML

#5255759 (337)

I agree, your life sucks (8486) - you deserved it (59899)

On 09/14/2009 at 6:22pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my fiance, his mother, my father and I went out to celebrate my birthday and our recent engagement. After dinner, my father and future mother-in-law revealed to us that they had secretly been dating and were talking about also getting married. Anybody want cake? FML

#4996665 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (37362) - you deserved it (1699)

On 09/02/2009 at 10:47am - love - by BDayssuck (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I brought my little sons into work with me. I introduced them to my boss. She said to my shy kids, "You boys don't know me, do you? I'm Janice." The older one lit up and said, "Oh, I know you, mommy complains about you all the time." FML

#4664067 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (31414) - you deserved it (10895)

On 08/19/2009 at 8:01pm - work - by SweetFA (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

#4371069 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (32849) - you deserved it (4547)

On 08/07/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by scarredforlife (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went through the car wash my boyfriend works at. When I pulled in, I explained I was Greg's girlfriend and cutely asked if I could get a free car wash. His co-worker looked at me confused and said "Greg said he didn't have a girlfriend", then he looked at me and said "Now I know why". FML

#4337553 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (36918) - you deserved it (6896)

On 08/06/2009 at 3:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She has been there all day. FML

#4255105 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (36473) - you deserved it (2541)

On 08/03/2009 at 1:16pm - work - by Azcrazy (man) - United States

Today, I was at the Polish border when I found my passport was gone. I contacted the last place I stayed at and the owner said he would handle it. I reluctantly agreed as I was being charged international rates. Apparently, "taking care of it" means telling the embassy I'm retarded. FML

#4176027 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (26298) - you deserved it (4203)

On 07/31/2009 at 4:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

#4070299 (333)

I agree, your life sucks (43539) - you deserved it (10410)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)